Posts categorized “Soap Box”.

Viral Image

I received an email from my brother yesterday. It was a joke email with a subject “Don’t swallow ocean water” and had the following attachment:

Don't Drink Ocean Water

Don't Drink Ocean Water

I had a chuckle. I am a guy after all. Low-brow humor affects me. But several hours after receiving this email, the horror of the image hit me. That poor, harmless, mammal, has been killed, hauled up on deck, and will be carved up, shipped to Japan and sold for close to $115 per pound at current exchange rates.

For a brief moment, I was ashamed that I thought it was humorous. Then it hit me. This is genius! If other people react like I did, then they’ll laugh, email the photo around, and hopefully come to the same conclusions I did and be horrified they laughed at a photo depicting slaughter. This image is viral. It should be passed around harmlessly as a joke, and hopefully the image will slowly eat away at the psyche of the viewer and convert their way of thinking.

I don’t condone the killing of whales. I personally think something needs to be done. I feel protesting with your wallet is the most powerful way to make a statement. You vote every time you reach for your credit card. Maybe a boycott of all Japanese electronics? All goods Japanese?

Chain Letter Rant

Old Glory

Old Glory

I received a chain letter in email today. Not once, but six times. I hate emails that tell me how many people I should forward the message onto. I feel like the wet-ware component of some computer super-virus. Not to mention the bad feelings I get if I don’t know that many people well enough to feel comfortable forwarding the email to. It’s tough not having friends.

The following blue and red text is the email I received. The blue text is the email, the red text is the parts of the email that I feel are just WRONG.

GET YOUR FLAG READY!

Please join us in this FLY THE FLAG campaign and PLEASE forward this Email immediately to everyone in your address book asking them to also forward it. We have a little less than one week and counting to get the word out all across this great land and into every community in the United States of America.

If you forward this email to least 11 people and each of those people do the same … you get the idea.

[...]

Action Plan :

So, here’s what we need you to do …

(1) Forward this email to everyone you know (at least 11 people). Please don’t be the one to break this chain. Take a moment to think back to how you felt on 9/11 and let those sentiments guide you.

(2) Fly an American flag of any size on 9/11. Honestly, Americans should fly the flag year-round, but if you don’t, then at least make it a priority on this day.

Crap like this doesn’t belong in email it belongs on the six o’clock evening news. It belongs in the local news paper. It belongs on corporate bulletin boards (the kind made from cork and wood). It belongs in the media, on web pages and in blogs. It does not belong in email.

If my point wasn’t clear, let me sum it up: crap like this doesn’t belong in email.

If everyone forwarded this to eleven people, we’d bring the Internet to its knees. Don’t mindlessly forward emails to everyone in your address book… unless you just published photos of your kids and they aren’t going to forward your message onto 121 other people.

Orbits and Faith

The Universe as viewed by some.

The Universe as viewed by some.

I was browsing through the Internet one day. In the merry, merry month of July. I was taken by surprise, because right before my eyes, I saw a lot of really stupid things out there.

Browsing a while back, I came across a website that proposed that the Sun revolved around the earth. If that wasn’t bizarre enough, they were offering $1000 to anyone who could prove them wrong. So I said to myself, “Self, this has to be easy; I bet it can be done with basic high school physics and math.” Then myself challenged me with, “Bet you can’t.” The argument ensued, “Can too!” “Can not!” “Can too!” “Can not!” “Can too!” “Can not!” “Can too!” “Prove it!” “Damn, how do I keep losing arguments with myself?” Well, I did have to prove it. So, that is what I did. I set out to prove that the Earth actually does revolve around the Sun and not vice versa.

I submit my humble, high school physics attempt at a proof that the Earth revolves around the sun for your consideration and enjoyment.

First, we must agree upon these as facts:

Let Newton’s three laws of motion and Law of Gravity be agreed upon as correct and relevant (1):

Every object persists in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight line unless it is compelled to change that state by forces impressed on it.
Force is equal to the change in momentum (mV) per change in time. (For a constant mass, force equals mass times acceleration. F=ma)
Every action has an equal and opposite re-action.
Force = Gravitational constant * Mass-a * Mass-b / distance^2 (2)

We also agree that:

The Solar Mass is 1.989 x 10^30 Kg. (3)
The Mass of the Earth is 5.976 x 10^24 Kg. (4)
The distance between the Earth and the Sun is 149,597,892 Km. (5)
The Circumference of a circle “C” is calculated as C=2*pi*r. (6)
The velocity “v” of an object is calculated as v=distance/time. (7)
The acceleration of an object in a circular path is a=v^2/r. (8)
G is a natural constant which has been measured in a laboratory and equals approximately 6.6742×10^-11 m^3 s^-2 kg^-1. (9)(10)

We finally agree for the sake of this proof:

The motion of the earth, or sun, would be in a curve around the other.
We will accept that the orbits of the celestial bodies are circular instead of elliptical to simplify the math and we agree that this does not affect the results of this proof.
We agree that each body would complete a single orbit around the other once per year, and in the case of a geocentric model, the earth spins to create day and night.

If you can’t, or don’t, agree to the above, you’re not living in the same universe as I am.
Go back home on your transcendental, rainbow, space ship.

Now to the proof.

Let m1 = mass of the sun
Let m2 = mass of the earth
Let t = 1 year or 365 1/4 days or 31,557,600 seconds
Let r = 149,597,892,000 meters

v=d/t
c=2*pi*r
a=(v^2)/r
F=m*a

Note on Mathematical Notation: * denotes multiplication, ^ denotes exponents, ()’s are used to group operations, / denotes division, pi denotes the value 3.14159265358979323846… (11)

Simple physics, and all agreed upon above. Now, we will create a hypothetical Geocentric model where we assume the Sun revolves around the earth.

The sun will travel the circumference of the circular orbit (also agreed upon above for simplicity) around the earth. So, the distance is the Sun travels is the circumference ‘c’ of the circular orbit c=2*pi*r. d=c=2*pi*r, where ‘r’ is the distance between the sun and the earth, r=149,597,892,000 meters.

We can now solve for the velocity of the sun in this scenario by substituting (2*pi*r) for ‘d’ in the equation v=d/t, v=c/t, or v=(2*pi*r)/t, where t=31,557,600 seconds.

Now we solve for the acceleration of the sun around the earth by substituting the sun’s velocity, above, into a=(v^2)/r to get a=(((2*pi*r)/t)^2)/r.

Now we can solve for the Force of the sun traveling in this scenario around the earth. F=m*a, we substitute F=m1*((((2*pi*r)/t)^2)/r), where m1=1.989×10^30 kg.

Now we go back to Newton’s Law of Gravity which states F=G*(m1*m2)/r^2 or m1*((((2*pi*r)/t)^2)/r)=(G*(m1*m2)/r^2).

Now we solve for G, or in this case G1, the gravitational constant in our geocentric model.

G1=(r*(((2*pi*r)/t)^2))/m2, where m2=5.976 x 10^24 Kg.

Now we repeat the calculation above, but instead of calculating the force of the sun revolving around the earth we will calculate the force of the earth revolving around the sun. G2 is the gravitational constant in our heliocentric model.

G2=(r*(((2*pi*r)/t)^2))/m1, where m1= 1.989 x 10^30 Kg

Now we compare G1 and G2 to the accepted value of G above taking into account the cocktail napkin mathematics employed here will not produce an exact value, but should be within a reasonable margin of error.

G1 = 2.2208 x 10^-5 m^3 s^-2 kg^-1
G2 = 6.6726 x 10^-11 m^3 s^-2 kg^-1

Not only is the difference between G1 and G2 astronomical (pun intended) but my approximation of G is much closer than I would have even expected. This proves for the Sun to maintain an orbit around the earth the gravitational constant would have to be one million times stronger than it’s accepted, laboratory measured value. This isn’t a trivial difference nor can one argue against the rough calculations I employ here.

Hence, I put forth that my rough calculation of G in these two models proves a heliocentric orbit beyond all rational doubt.

I asked the website to please feel free to publish my email address and my Internet nickname on their site. I would provide my name and my work address in another email from this same account so they could send the $1000 check. Funny, I never heard back from them and they took the website down.

It’s also known that some people feel the Earth is completely stationary in the universe. They believe, think, feel, have faith, trust that the Earth doesn’t even spin. For this to be true, the Sun would have to complete a full orbit around the Earth every 24 hours. So, in our calculations above, the time value ‘t’ would be 24 hours * 60 minutes/hour * 60 seconds/minute = 86,400 seconds instead of 31,557,600 seconds. In that case, a Geocentric Gravitational Constant calculates out to

G3=(r*(((2*pi*r)/t)^2))/m2, where m2=5.976 x 10^24 Kg. and t=86,400 s.

In this case

G3=6.1543×10^+17 m^3 s^-2 kg^-1

The difference between that number and the scientifically measured and accepted value of the Gravitational Constant is Ten Billion, Billion, Billions (28 zero’s to be more precise) times greater.

Now let’s think about how silly this is. If gravity was stronger, we’d feel heavier. Fighter pilots will black out under 9Gs of force. That’s only nine times (9x) the force of gravity. In both of our geocentric models gravity would have to be millions (10^6) or ten-billion-billion-billions (10^28) times stronger. I’m glad the Earth revolves around the sun, or we’d all be paste.

Geocentricity is bunk!

End Notes:
(1) Newton’s Laws of Motion = http://www.grc.nasa.gov/WWW/K-12/airplane/newton.html
(2) Newton’s Law of Gravity – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newton%27s_law_of_universal_gravitation
(3) Solar Mass – http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/astronomy/SolarMass.html
(4) Earth Mass – http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/astronomy/EarthMass.html
(5) Earth Sun Distance – http://www.astro-tom.com/getting_started/earth-sun_distance.htm
(6) Circumference – http://www.mathgoodies.com/lessons/vol2/circumference.html
(7) velocity – http://ceres.hsc.edu/homepages/classes/astronomy/fall97/Mathematics/sec5.html
(8) acceleration of a object in a circular orbit – http://www.mcasco.com/p1cmot.html
(9) Gravitational Constant – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_constant
(10) Gravitational Constant – http://scienceworld.wolfram.com/physics/GravitationalConstant.html
(11) The Value of Pi – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi

The image on this page, above, was taken from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geocentricity.

iMovie 8.0 is crippleware – I want a patch!

30% Addicted to Mac.

I ran across a quaint little collection of quizzes on the net the other day. One of which is linked here, “Are you a Mac Fan( boy || girl )?” Don’t get me wrong, I love my iMac. I really do. By far it is the most functional computer I have ever owned and/or operated. The interoperability of hardware and software is far superior to anything around. It makes getting things done so simple, so easy — whether it is creating a BLOG entry or capturing video footage, editing it, and turning it into a polished, professional looking DVD for friends; it’s as easy as 1-2-3, apple pie, or at least it was.

Yes, you read that right. It was that easy. Was being the operative word. Like the hypodermic needle above shows you, I’m not an Apple addict. I’m not a mindless apple drone. I got this machine to get things done and although it was flawless and perfect to begin with, one upgrade later I’m blogging and questioning the wisdom of Apple.

I recently upgraded to a new HDD camcorder. I have been using the camcorder a lot. I really like it. JVC did a fantastic job. It’s small, powerful, awesome picture, no tapes, super optics, great resolution, tons of record time, superb all around. I can’t say enough great things about it. And with all things new, I had to upgrade to iMovie 8.0 to support the new technology. Sure, fine, that’s expected. What I didn’t expect is the crippling differences between iMovie HD and iMovie 8.0.

iMovie 8.0 boasts some major improvements over iMovie HD in the way you edit. It’s intuitive, next generation, easy, fast, clean, fun, etc. As I used it to edit out the not so perfect video work I did, I really fell in love with it. The two together — JVC HDD camcorder and iMovie 8.0 — created a HUGE TIME SAVINGS. Importing the footage was faster than real time. Editing the footage was streamlined and lightning fast. I was in heaven at first. This was going to mean I could produce polished videos faster than ever before. I’d have more time to maybe produce more videos, cure cancer, work on world peace, end poverty, or stop global warming.

Do you grok how great that was? Again, was being the operative word in that last sentence.

I had captured and edited three separate projects in record time. I was now ready to burn some DVDs. So, in iMovie 8.0 I chose the menu option Share and … what? Where was iDVD?

iDVD missing from the Share options.

iDVD missing from the Share options in iMovie 8.0.

I expected the iTunes and .Mac share options. O.K. and I’ll admit “You Tube” was a nice addition; but, not at the expense of iDVD! Wilco Tango Foxtrot Batman? What moronic intern at Apple made that decision? Can you say, Bone-Head?

So, I had the Microsoft-ish task of figuring out how to fit a square peg in a round hole. Annoying.

Google is your friend. Search the net. I’m not the only one to have this problem am I? Nope, lots of people have complained and posted about it. Good. Only, there are no good solutions. Damn it.

I’m beginning to think that Apple has been infiltrated by Microsoft engineers in an effort to make Apple suck more like the Seattle based computer-suck-megacorp. But that belongs on a conspiracy theory website. I have no proof.

So, in iMovie HD, when I had edited a project and was ready to do the next logical thing (output to DVD), I only had to choose the iDVD option and presto-change-o! I was cooking with gas.

iMovie HD links seemlessly with iDVD.

iMovie HD links seemlessly with iDVD.

Now I had to export my iMovie 8.0 project with the “Export using Quicktime…” share option, save the movie to DV stream, import the DV movie into iMovie HD, add chapters (another bone-headed-omission in iMovie 8.0), share with iDVD, choose a theme, tidy up my menus, burn to disk image, load the image in Toast, and burn to DVD. This is just like the crap I had to go through with my old XP setup. I bought the Mac to get away from stupid crap like this.

Why the omission? What was Apple thinking? And more importantly, when is Apple going to fix it? I want a patch. Now!